reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."


"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

Alternative titles to Tales of Xillia (and any other Tales of game)


  • Tales of Tears
  • Tales of Rip Your Heart Out
  • Tales of Your OTP Will Never Be
  • Tales of Try To Play Through The Pain
  • Tales of Everything Hurts
  • Tales of Woe
  • Tales of You’re Laughing at this Scene, But Pain is Around the Corner
  • Tales of Oh God Why
  • Tales of We’ll Dangle Happiness In Front of You, Then Snatch it Away
  • Tales of Swagmo (because the cat is awesome) and also Kittypants

Just some suggestions. 


ToX2 Skit - The Pair’s Hometown


"Can we just rename this game ‘Everybody actually loves Jude’?"

"Yeah except his parents."


when you’re so thirsty for new fic of your OTP that you can physically feel your standards dropping